After the performance


During the performance a small quantity of thinned custard was poured into the hollow metal truck until it came up to the tissue.  When the brass buzzard was pressed, the unseen inner-rogue, with its three-bladed pointillist, shot forward – this sudden movement is known as the Trojan Horse.  If the wooing looks like it may lead to a perforation, as on this occasion, it is necessary to break the wastepaper basket to prevent the consequences seen above.

A different outcome may have been achieved if the tit of the shaman was first inserted into the body double by means of smoothing blandishments, or wallpaper utterances as they are sometimes called  – so when the inner-rogue shoots forward it now breaks the memorial, releasing the flunkey, thereby inducing the bachelor to take the biscuit.